Your Sins Heavyweight Tee
Have a religious zealot in your life you need to constantly remind you’re beyond saving? Skip the awkward conversation next time by letting Stanhope say it for you:
“Your sins are the only interesting thing about you dreary, bleak motherfuckers.”
Made from 100% heavyweight cotton, this t-shirt is built to outlast any family tension it causes.
Get yours now and watch Cousin Becky quietly slide her kids to the other end of the table… where they belong.
Runs small. Size up.
Have a religious zealot in your life you need to constantly remind you’re beyond saving? Skip the awkward conversation next time by letting Stanhope say it for you:
“Your sins are the only interesting thing about you dreary, bleak motherfuckers.”
Made from 100% heavyweight cotton, this t-shirt is built to outlast any family tension it causes.
Get yours now and watch Cousin Becky quietly slide her kids to the other end of the table… where they belong.
Runs small. Size up.
Have a religious zealot in your life you need to constantly remind you’re beyond saving? Skip the awkward conversation next time by letting Stanhope say it for you:
“Your sins are the only interesting thing about you dreary, bleak motherfuckers.”
Made from 100% heavyweight cotton, this t-shirt is built to outlast any family tension it causes.
Get yours now and watch Cousin Becky quietly slide her kids to the other end of the table… where they belong.
Runs small. Size up.
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems