LIVE IN OSLO: BURNING THE BRIDGE TO NOWHERE
FOR A LIMITED TIME ONLY:
You can download the digital album from Amazon for only $5.
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Listen, nice people of the world.
The new DVD/CD is out - Live From Oslo: Burning The Bridge To Nowhere. You can order it here or you can order it for slightly cheaper on the usual sites. But - as usual - since we can't match their price - I'll autograph all the new dvds going through my site. And I'll even rub my balls on it on request. Amazon, etc are the new Wal-Marts of the internet. They are convenient and tough to beat so if I have to wipe DNA on it to get a leg up, I'll risk you using it to beat a rape case.
And - as usual - international orders have shitty shipping prices. Unless you consider the value of the dollar. Then it's still shitty but not as bad.
Besides, money is the root of all evil. So waste it on my new DVD and the shipping and die knowing that you did the right thing.
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THE TOTAL PACKAGE
Get all 4 of Doug's CD's including his newest release, "From Across The Street."
PLUS, Doug will sign FROM ACROSS THE STREET!
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FROM ACROSS THE STREET (CD)
Recorded live on August 11, 2009 at Level 5 at City Stage in Wilmington, NC.
Half of the proceeds made from the CD sales will be going towards medical bills incurred by maintaining the crygenically frozen remains of his mother's cats at the Bisbee Forever Hope life suspension facility in accordance with her wishes.
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NO REFUNDS (DVD)
Spread the word, especially in places that will hate it. Pro-life message boards, The Minutemen or any other anti-immigration chumps, anti-pornography sites, the Jewish Defense League and anywhere Yankees fans lurk.
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SOMETHING TO TAKE THE EDGE OFF (CD)
Doug Stanhope delivers a brand new CD which covers every hilarious topic from birth defects to suicide, performed live with Henry Phillips providing acoustic guitar accompaniment to help "take the edge off."
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DIE LAUGHING (CD)
Some of Stanhope's darkest material yet!
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SICKO (CD)
Taped live at The Laff Stop (Houston, TX) in November 1998... Featuring some of Stanhope's greatest stories.
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FUN WITH PEDOPHILES: $11.95
WARNING: Adults only! Strong language and themes! The Best of Baiting is a collection of some of the most vulgar, disturbing and painfully hilarious pranks in the history of the internet. Baiting is the art of luring unsuspecting pedophiles (as well as the occasional religious zealots and others) into online chat with a false persona and then turning the conversations into the most vile, merciless and hilariously abusive logs ever recorded on the World Wide Web. This book will leave you less afraid of internet predators, yet more terrified knowing that people this stupid live among us without supervision. Either way, you will never look at Instant Messenger the same way again.