Favorite Gag

You’re in a bar or restaurant that has a single seater bathroom with a few people waiting in line. You walk up and say “Someone clogging up the bathroom? I’ll take care of it for you.”. Then you proceed to wail on the door like an angry baboon and say “That ought to do it.”. Now you walk away so it will look like the next guy in line is the asshole. It makes me laugh every time.