Due to circumstances well within my control, my July 4th announcement was postponed until now, July 9th at 4:14 a.m.
As earlier stated, I will be running for the Presidency of the United States of America in 2008.
An unexpected outpouring of support from factions of the Libertarian Party has solidified my decision to run for the nomination as the Libertarian candidate.
I am as serious about this campaign as I am the material I present on stage. Don't let the comedy divert from the message.
I'd rather die laughing in the fight than suffer the lesser of two forms of forced sodomy.
We used to have fun, didn't we?
Stanhope in '08
Drunk with Power.