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TOUR DATES

 

April 13

HandleBar
Pensacola, FL

 

April 15

Rehab
Tallahassee, FL

 

April 16

Atlanta Improv
Atlanta, GA

 

April 17

Atlanta Improv
Atlanta, GA

 

April 18

Zydeco
Birmingham, AL

 

April 19

New Daisy Theatre
Memphis, TN

 

April 20

Zanies
Nashville, TN

 

April 22

Comedy Caravan
Louisville, KY

 

April 23

2720 Cherokee
St. Louis, MO

 

April 24

Improv Kansas City
Kansas City, MO

 

April 25

Mermaids
Fayetteville, AR

 

April 26

Juanitas
Little Rock, AR

 

April 27

Phoenix Underground
Shreveport, LA

 

April 29

Addison Improv
Dallas, TX

 

April 30

Addison Improv
Dallas, TX

 

May 1

Backstage Lubbock
Lubbock, TX

 

June 10

Irvine Improv
Irvine, CA

 

June 11

Ontario Improv
Ontario, CA

 

June 12

M15 Concerts Bar & Grill
Corona, CA

 

June 18

Punchline
Sacramento, CA

 

June 25

Star Theatre
Portland, OR

 

August 21

Comedy Store
Los Angeles, CA

 

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Thursday
Dec012005

Hello Children!

 

 

Welcome to Holiday Season!

You're old friend MR Doug is taking a thiiiiiiiiiirty day sobriety break!!! That means he won't be funny again until Christmas Day! Sure, he may update but you'll be able to smell his desperation in between the lines, every word dotted with his need for a cigarette and a beer. Oh well!

Countdown to a beer and a smoke!

0 days 0 hours 0 minutes and 0 seconds

So, in the meantime, Mr Doug has a Big Christmas Merch Special! Here's what you get!

 

 

CDS -

Sicko
Something To Take The Edge Off
Die Laughing

DVDs -

Word of Mouth
Deadbeat Hero (with bonus audio CD)

AND

2 BOOTLEGS!

 


Full-length audio CD of the XM Show from March, 2005
Full-length DVD of "The Incident in Austin" - the near riot when a certain radio host introduced me and all fuck broke loose.

All this for 69 bucks plus 6 bucks shipping! Order right fucking now!

And if you're on Myspace - send Doug word that you bought the Xmas package and he'll include an added gift just for you! Perhaps something valuable or something that has been in his fanny!

In the meantime, hold tight kids and maybe Mr Doug will make it three more weeks til Christmas without any random loss of life, be it his own or the countless others who have it coming! No condiments but for salt. That's cruel. Most food is just a conduit for the condiment that suits it and is worthless by itself. The potato would be as popular as a rice cake if you had to eat it unmolested.



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