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TOUR DATES

 

August 15

Highline Ballroom
New York, NY

 

August 16

Highline Ballroom
New York, NY

 

August 17

Highline Ballroom
New York, NY

 

August 21

Comedy Store
Los Angeles, CA

 

August 22

Comedy Store
Los Angeles, CA

 

August 27

Cobb's Comedy Club
San Francisco, CA

 

August 28

Cobb's Comedy Club
San Francisco, CA

 

September 12

The Trocadero
Philadelphia, PA

 

September 13

State Theatre
Falls Church, VA
Cheapest tickets at the Box Office

 

September 18

San Jose Improv
San Jose, CA

 

September 19

The Mohawk
Austin, TX

 

September 27

Plaza Hotel & Casino
Las Vegas, NV

 

November 11

Venue TBA
Brisbane, AU

 

November 14

UNSW Roundhouse
Sydney, AU

 

« A Warning | Main | *Update* »
Friday
Jul042003

New Car

As you know, I have been searching for just the right piece-o-shit car to drive onto the lot every day. Some hideous and unique box of dung to park next to Rogan's multi-billion dollar Porsche. Something that makes me laugh every time I get behind the wheel.

Many of you had suggestions and I appreciated them all. I've bid on a few and lost and others were just too far away to pick up. Now, with only a couple weeks left on the show, I had to make a decision.

 

 

Doug's NEW Dodge

I will drive this with pride and imaginary fanfare, as though I were Kennedy in Dallas with the desert sun shining love on my bald-spot.

All it needs is a trumpeting Mexi-horn to let people know who is boss.

Enjoy the pictures but remember - coveting is a sin.

                                                                                                ~Doug

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