As you know, I have been searching for just the right piece-o-shit car to drive onto the lot every day. Some hideous and unique box of dung to park next to Rogan's multi-billion dollar Porsche. Something that makes me laugh every time I get behind the wheel.
Many of you had suggestions and I appreciated them all. I've bid on a few and lost and others were just too far away to pick up. Now, with only a couple weeks left on the show, I had to make a decision.
I will drive this with pride and imaginary fanfare, as though I were Kennedy in Dallas with the desert sun shining love on my bald-spot.
All it needs is a trumpeting Mexi-horn to let people know who is boss.
Enjoy the pictures but remember - coveting is a sin.