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April 20

Zanies
Nashville, TN

 

April 22

Comedy Caravan
Louisville, KY

 

April 23

2720 Cherokee
St. Louis, MO

 

April 24

Improv Kansas City
Kansas City, MO

 

April 25

Mermaids
Fayetteville, AR

 

April 26

Juanitas
Little Rock, AR

 

April 27

Phoenix Underground
Shreveport, LA

 

April 29

Addison Improv
Dallas, TX

 

April 30

Addison Improv
Dallas, TX

 

May 1

Backstage Lubbock
Lubbock, TX

 

June 10

Irvine Improv
Irvine, CA

 

June 11

Ontario Improv
Ontario, CA

 

June 12

M15 Concerts Bar & Grill
Corona, CA

 

June 18

Punchline
Sacramento, CA

 

June 25

Star Theatre
Portland, OR

 

August 21

Comedy Store
Los Angeles, CA

 

« A Warning | Main | *Update* »
Friday
Jul042003

New Car

As you know, I have been searching for just the right piece-o-shit car to drive onto the lot every day. Some hideous and unique box of dung to park next to Rogan's multi-billion dollar Porsche. Something that makes me laugh every time I get behind the wheel.

Many of you had suggestions and I appreciated them all. I've bid on a few and lost and others were just too far away to pick up. Now, with only a couple weeks left on the show, I had to make a decision.

 

 

Doug's NEW Dodge

I will drive this with pride and imaginary fanfare, as though I were Kennedy in Dallas with the desert sun shining love on my bald-spot.

All it needs is a trumpeting Mexi-horn to let people know who is boss.

Enjoy the pictures but remember - coveting is a sin.

                                                                                                ~Doug

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