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TOUR DATES

June 2

Chilkoot Charlie's
Anchorage, AK

 

June 10

Comic Strip Comedy Club
El Paso, TX

 

June 11

Launchpad
Albuquerque, NM

 

June 12

Loonees Comedy Corner
Colorado Springs, CO

 

June 13

Down Under Comedy Club
Greeley, CO

 

June 15

Bones Brewing
Billings, MT

 

June 16

Zebra Cocktail Lounge
Bozeman, MT

 

June 18

Top Hat Lounge
Missoula, MT

 

June 20

Neurolux
Boise, ID

 

June 21

The Complex
Salt Lake City, UT

 

June 23

The Green Room
Flagstaff, AZ

 

October 15

Levity Live
West Nyack, NY

 

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Thursday
Jun262003

Pause to Piss

Although I have no time to update, I must say that on this day...

I am urinating on the Grave of Strom Thurmond in Effegy. I also, in my state of drunkenness, make number two on all his relatives, especially those who died broke, poor or retarded. I will one day visit your grave and shit into a drilled hole and make prayers to your jesus that it lands into the skeletal features of your pork-fed mouth.

And I hope coloreds raped your kin. Good coloreds, not those niggers that you hate.

Back to work.

stanhope

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