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August 13

Hotel Congress
Tucson, AZ

 

August 15

Highline Ballroom
New York, NY

 

August 16

Highline Ballroom
New York, NY

 

August 17

Highline Ballroom
New York, NY

 

August 21

Comedy Store
Los Angeles, CA

 

August 22

Comedy Store
Los Angeles, CA

 

August 27

Cobb's Comedy Club
San Francisco, CA

 

August 28

Cobb's Comedy Club
San Francisco, CA

 

September 12

The Trocadero
Philadelphia, PA

 

September 13

State Theatre
Falls Church, VA
Cheapest tickets are at the Venue Box Office

 

September 18

San Jose Improv
San Jose, CA

 

September 19

The Mohawk
Austin, TX

 

September 27

Plaza Hotel & Casino
Las Vegas, NV

 

October 7

El Paso Comic Strip Comedy Club
El Paso, TX

 

November 11

The Greek Club
Brisbane, AU

 

November 14

UNSW Roundhouse
Sydney, AU

 

November 22

Venue TBA
Melbourne, AU

 

« Bright Orange Pinto | Main | A Sorry »
Thursday
Jun262003

Pause to Piss

Although I have no time to update, I must say that on this day...

I am urinating on the Grave of Strom Thurmond in Effegy. I also, in my state of drunkenness, make number two on all his relatives, especially those who died broke, poor or retarded. I will one day visit your grave and shit into a drilled hole and make prayers to your jesus that it lands into the skeletal features of your pork-fed mouth.

And I hope coloreds raped your kin. Good coloreds, not those niggers that you hate.

Back to work.

stanhope

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