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TOUR DATES

 

April 13

HandleBar
Pensacola, FL

 

April 15

Rehab
Tallahassee, FL

 

April 16

Atlanta Improv
Atlanta, GA

 

April 17

Atlanta Improv
Atlanta, GA

 

April 18

Zydeco
Birmingham, AL

 

April 19

New Daisy Theatre
Memphis, TN

 

April 20

Zanies
Nashville, TN

 

April 22

Comedy Caravan
Louisville, KY

 

April 23

2720 Cherokee
St. Louis, MO

 

April 24

Improv Kansas City
Kansas City, MO

 

April 25

Mermaids
Fayetteville, AR

 

April 26

Juanitas
Little Rock, AR

 

April 27

Phoenix Underground
Shreveport, LA

 

April 29

Addison Improv
Dallas, TX

 

April 30

Addison Improv
Dallas, TX

 

May 1

Backstage Lubbock
Lubbock, TX

 

June 10

Irvine Improv
Irvine, CA

 

June 11

Ontario Improv
Ontario, CA

 

June 12

M15 Concerts Bar & Grill
Corona, CA

 

June 18

Punchline
Sacramento, CA

 

June 25

Star Theatre
Portland, OR

 

August 21

Comedy Store
Los Angeles, CA

 

« Bright Orange Pinto | Main | A Sorry »
Thursday
Jun262003

Pause to Piss

Although I have no time to update, I must say that on this day...

I am urinating on the Grave of Strom Thurmond in Effegy. I also, in my state of drunkenness, make number two on all his relatives, especially those who died broke, poor or retarded. I will one day visit your grave and shit into a drilled hole and make prayers to your jesus that it lands into the skeletal features of your pork-fed mouth.

And I hope coloreds raped your kin. Good coloreds, not those niggers that you hate.

Back to work.

stanhope

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