Sorry, Baltimore.

Attention Baltimore - Mr Stanhope has had to cancel Baltimore next week for reasons of "exhaustion". Actually, he just had other shit come up but he has always wanted to say that he cancelled something due to exhaustion. It sounds mysterious and fishy. He has also always wanted to have a spokesperson put out a press release about a cancellation rather than just write about himself in the third person like this.

A source close to Mr Stanhope says he will reschedule at the earliest possible date.

Chaille supposedly has a mailing list up that works, so sign up even if you've signed up before so I can let you know when I'm coming to corrupt your town.