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August 15

Highline Ballroom
New York, NY

 

August 16

Highline Ballroom
New York, NY

 

August 17

Highline Ballroom
New York, NY

 

August 21

Comedy Store
Los Angeles, CA

 

August 22

Comedy Store
Los Angeles, CA

 

August 27

Cobb's Comedy Club
San Francisco, CA

 

August 28

Cobb's Comedy Club
San Francisco, CA

 

September 12

The Trocadero
Philadelphia, PA

 

September 13

State Theatre
Falls Church, VA

 

September 18

San Jose Improv
San Jose, CA

 

September 19

The Mohawk
Austin, TX

 

September 27

Plaza Hotel & Casino
Las Vegas, NV

 

November 14

Venue TBA
Sydney, AU

 

« George Bush and Mushrooms | Main | Comedy Rules »
Friday
Nov222002

Just Got Word...

...That I will be hosting the AVN Awards Show in Las Vegas

Jan. 11th, 2003.

Tits always happen when the wife is out of town. A shame too, since she can put these bi-trendy tittie girls in their place. Lick it or shut up about it, she would say or at least I'd like to believe she would.

Andy Andrist and I did a tittie bar in Eugene, Oregon this Wednesday - an utter and anticipated loss but fun none the less. Last I remember was being naked in the hot tub waiting for the late show that didn't start until almost 1 am.

I snapped off a picture of Andy and comedian Arlo Stone just after the bouncers pulled a naked chick out of the tub and moments before he bum-rushed us again to tell us "no pictures".

We still got paid.

Then up to Portland to promote the show at Dante's where KNRK jock Marconi was celebrating his birthday on air with more tittie dancers (these girls were far more friendly than the Eugene gaggle, where they were a bit testy having comics take up their stage time) and far too much liquor.

 

 

 

 

Eventually Marconi went beaver-sick and mad with drunk and fled the station without a goodye, leaving the show in the capable hands of his behemoth cohort Tiny - shown below.

 (Head actual size)

The Dante's show is tonite and I'll probably need injections of B-12 and penecillin to combat any airborn syphillis just to make it thru the night.

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Thanks to the folks at the Shreveport FunnyBone. Not the Biblical nightmare I expected. More of that story whenever I get pictures of the interracial midgets with the 10 pound double donger. No, I'm not kidding.

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More links you have to check out.

Why you should vote Libertarian.[ß---links to “what would a truly libertarian society look like?” In journal folder]

Modern Drunk Magazine

www.cloud10.com

www.jimgoad.com        Some incredible writing.

www.totse.com

Have you signed up at www.freestateproject.org yet? Do it now fuckers. I want real freedom.

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I finally got money for no fucking reason this week from Ameen Belbahri. He sent me $0.67. For no fucking reason. And I appreciate it. Of course now I'm expecting to be herded into a cage somewhere without legal representation for taking money from known terrorist organizations.

You can still send me money for nothing thru Paypal. I don't really need it but I'll take it. Or you can pre-order the DVD "Word of Mouth" at www.sacredcow.com, which will be out next week.

More to come...

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If you haven't gone to www.freestateproject.org - go there and join. It's a fucking brilliant idea. Seriously. Do it now.

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